Centerville Auto Repair Shop CARS

This of course is a joke.

Third place out of dozens in Warner Robins area. Not first but we will take it! Thank you friends for voting.

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For the record, CARS does not now, nor will we EVER, sell Goodyear tires. Y’all have a great day!

Please get your brakes checked before it gets this bad!

I have decided to start running my shop like a dentists office... "Yes, this is Mr Smith and I would like to bring my car in." Absolutely sir. Our office hours are Monday, Wednesday and Thursday from 8-1 and 3-5. Tuesday and Friday we are open from 10-2, and Saturday we are open from 11-1... except when we arent.... Have you been in before? "No, I just heard about you from a friend". Very good sir. At your first appointment we will do a comprehensive inspection of your vehicle so that we can put together a plan to get your car in perfect condition. "Well, I dont need all of that, I just need an oil change". I understand completely sir, we can see you 6 weeks from next Tuesday, and we will text you 42 times daily to remind you of your upcoming appointment. (For some reason, he actually comes in 6 weeks later)... Thank you for coming in today Mr Smith. Before we begin, I would like to make you aware of the car repair discount plan we offer here. For only $600, we will perform up to 3 oil changes a year at no charge and it will save you money on every additional repair we may find. "I appreciate the offer, but today lets just do the oil change". Yes sir, lets bring your car in, get the tires off, and get started on the code scan and compression check. "But I only need an oil change". Yes sir, I understand, but by doing our initial comprehensive check, we can put together a plan to keep your vehicle in perfect condition for years to come. We do require it for all new customers or customers we have not seen in over a year. "Fine, whatever". So I start the check. Mr Smith, as you can see, these plugs are in serious need of being replaced. I also noticed that when I jam this sharp screwdriver into your radiator it develops a leak. See how this fluid is red? That tells me that you are not flushing your cooling system nearly often enough. "Seriously?? You just damaged a perfectly good radiator! And I just replaced those plugs 2 months ago." I understand sir, but if you were to buy our discount plan, we could repair all of this for only $2000. Without the plan, it could easily exceed $2010 "Fine, just do it. I need my car for work" Very good sir. If you would just come up to the front desk, we will get you scheduled at a time most convenient for you. Our first available appointment is in December. "But now my car is leaking coolant and missing 2 spark plugs!!" I am sure it will be fine sir. We will see you in 4 months. (Obviously not serious, but came up with it after my dentist appt today where the dentist repeatedly jabbed me in the gums then commented that my gums were bleeding, broke a crown, and knocked a filling loose... then wanted to schedule me for 6 weeks from today to fix what they screwed up)

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