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Hello Friends!! Announcement: We will be closed Saturday Aug. 4th- Wednesday Aug. 8th while Baby Neal and I celebrate our birthday! We will return to business as usual ( as it gets) on Thursday Aug. 9th. We apologize if this ruins your whole week, and greatly appreciate your understanding.

3 vacations are gone, 2 lucky customers left to find! I'll make it easier for you: CHECK OUT THIS NEW STUFF WE GOT IN! Of course this isn't all of it. You'll have to come see me to see what else we got today

Hello Not Your Daddians! Wow!! What an awesome month last month, ALL THANKS TO YOU!! So, to show our appreciation we have hooked up an awesome deal for you! We have procured FIVE vouchers for... FREE VACATIONS!!!! So, for the next FIVE customers that spend $50 or more in the store or on our site, WE WILL GIVE YOU THE VACATION! ... I know; your minds are blown. I'll stop talking so you can find your car keys. See you soon! See more

Good Morning loyal subjects! Just a friendly reminder that we will have a delayed opening today while I go to the Dentist ... I will see you all at 3pm (no laughing is the anesthetic hasn't completely worn off!) Thank you for your patience and understanding!