Patriot Complete Wildlife Services Inc.

Thinking about handing these out by our truck this year. Content cred: dumbasses r us

We don't think there is ever such a thing as ONE cute mouse in your house. It is more likely that you have a DOZEN or more cute mice in your house. We can help 770-710-9616

Calling it "scat" doesn't make it any cuter. Finding possum poop in your basement or crawlspace can mean trouble for your home. *no copyright infringement intended on this perfect picture of possum poop. (If it is your picture, proudly claim it.)

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Support local small business. Go get your latte

Had a customer call me this morning. Heard horrible loud noises around 1 am. I was on my way over and couldn’t help but notice I didn’t see any of the large business wildlife trucks on the road. I see a few of them on Saturday. But, do they come when you need them? Even on a Sunday morning? How about late in the evening? Patriot comes out when you need us. He could have called me at one this morning and I would have been there in the same hour. Be sure to support your small local businesses. We may be small but we care about you. We will give you the kind of service that we would want someone to give to us and our family.

I’m feeling number 5 today. Lol.

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They chew up wires, make nests in your insulation, make whoopie in your attic, and can have family reunions that make Spring Break in Daytona circa 1980 look mild. Call us today 770-710-9616 for inspection and quote. Pic source Surpriseaz.gov