Dancing La Salsa de Amor Grande

During the break of spring instead of raising beers, I raise my leg in a hot zalsa boogie! OLE!

Great morning to all my zalsalitos and zalsalitas! today I am planning a caluroso encounter with the dance floor in my baño and then I will shower to the sounds of my heart dancing in my chest!

My siesta ended when my hips gyrated so hard I broke my bed! Now I must arise to breathe in the dance floor once more!

It is the afternoon and time for zalsa siesta! I will dance with you in my dreams...don't be surprised if I show up in yours later tonight looking all caliente!

Each evening when I finish my zalsa trance dancing I ride my trustee laama named Condor off into the chili pepper sunset!

Hola and Orale and Guapo! I am David Zandman and I love to salsa dance. I dance everywhere I go whether I am in bed or cooking bacon or playing tennis or trying out for the cheerleading squad! They call me the "angel of the dance floor" because I bring everyone to their knees and I am able to dance the best of anyone in America or south from here in the native countries. I call salsa "zalsa" because I dance it so hot and I breathe on people when I dance because it makes it mo...re caliente! In fact, Zalsa is officially recognized by the Spanish Institute for Dancing Gringos as the dance which banged the hispanic out of salsa and made it a metaphysical experience! Come join me on the dance floor so that I may teach you how to be more extremely caliente than you ever thought possible! Every Friday night...just look for the club that is burning with my passion. See more

Please meet my trustee advisor and closest friend, my llama whose name is Condor!